Here is some stuff that was on my best friend's page:

Jenna and I have put together this section after a test in Science. It's just a bunch of odds 'n ends that we thought were funny..

(Jenna is one of our friends)


1.)The summary on the back of Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

Yolks! Here be the Python's tale of good King Arthur (Graham Chapman) and his knights as they quest for the Holy Grail. Watch as they face great odds and silly sots. See them wage battle against the fierce Killer Rabbit ("Run away! Run away!") And, (oh, horrors!) see them confront the dreadful Knights Who Say "Nee!"
Oh, these are trying times. Can these good knights pass the test of valor and cut down yon tree with a herring? Or will they blow themselves to smithereens with the Holy Handgrenade?
Courage Lancelot! Onward Galahad!
A hysterical, historical tour-de-farce from Terry Gilliam, director of "The Fisher King," "Brazil" and "Jabberwocky."


2.)An excerpt of the policies concerning Internet uses at school in Clay County:
Unacceptable Uses of the Network Include:


-Using the Internet for any illegal purpose
-Violating student or staffs rights to privacy
-Using the Internet without application of common sense
-Using profanity, obscenity, or other language which may be offensive to another user
-Sending or receiving pronographic text and/or graphics
-Role playing games
-Sending or receiving copyrighted materials, including computer software, without permission, or material protected by trade secret
-Reporting personal communications without the author's prior consent
-Using for commercial activities, product advertisement, or financial gain
-Knowingly transmitting viruses or other distructive programming
-Spam
-Chain letters
-Unauthorized solicitations for goods and services
-Posting personal views on social, political, religious, or other non-business related matters.

3.)Names:
*All names that begin with "E" or "Z" excluding Ethan, Elijah, and Zack
*All names that can be nicknamed Bob, Click, Willy, Billy, etc.
*All "illy" and "immy" names
*All names that are also flowers, objects, drugs, diseases, or drinks/food
*Most three-letter names
*All oriental names
*All names with "bert" or "burt" in them.

4.)Mrs. Coleman's voice.

5.)Most accents (heavy-British, German, Canadian..you get the idea).

6.)Accents within the US such as Redneck, Minnesotain, Bostonian, and others of the like.

7.)The Adventures Of Weezie.

8.)Really geeky people trying to look cool.

9.)Preps screwing up at anything.